Me: *aggressively drowns out responsibilities with Fall Out Boy*

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!

me: grandma you're like 80

juilan:

deerpong:

juilan:

deerpong:

Nobody wants me I’m expired milk

Sometimes expired milk is okay but only after a week but sometimes my grandfather drinks it when it’s really expired because he no longer can taste anything because he’s like 87.

I’m so glad at least your grandpa wants me tell him to hmu for a date

He said no

(Source: fstw, via reginageorge-vevo)